The Toadies l Pressed Against The Sky
If this is a dream I’m happy you’re having it with me
I will stay and savor the way you move me
Don’t want to miss one detail, one sweet smile from your lips
One kiss sets me adrift
Chase the stars as they fall down and light up where you are
They are yours for the keeping
Trace the curves of the sheets
A riddle of desire when I watch you sleeping
Pressed against the sky, eyes wide open…
So this is pretty fucking stupid, but it’s a punny thing I’ve thought about so I drew it and I’m dumb enough to share it so yeah.
Half-assed idea, half-assed execution. Story of my life.
A visual gag I thought of the other day.
Chev Chelios: Do you think I’ve got ‘cunt’ written on my forehead?
Okay so a dude I know through the internet asked me to draw this:
My buddy at work and I are on a kick from seeing something on a road trip yesterday. We saw a shipping container with the name DONGFANG, which got us all laughy and giddy. Imagine a Dong with Fangs or if your junk had fangs that allowed you to bite and poison. Anyway you see where I am going with this. Could you come up with a cartoony looking dong with fangs? If your opposed to drawing dongs, then I would fully understand.
Obviously there are very few things I’m opposed to drawing, so I done did it.
This is the kind of stuff I’m asked to do. I don’t even know…
Drew this for a Darksiders 2 contest Destructoid is running. I decided to finally use construction paper to “color” the image, something I’d been meaning to try for a while. I *really* like the look it gives the pic, so I’m sure I’ll be doing it more often.
An overdue request I finally did of a bear with shaved testicles on a twenty foot unicycle juggling beavers holding flaming chainsaws on the top of Mount Everest in the middle of a swarm of locusts.
By request from Zodiac. I really don’t even know how a placenta is supposed to look.